First Dubai escort call I ever did was for a guy asking for a "quasi-GFE". He was late 40s, terribly unattractive, socially inept and had a glass eye. He invited me to his place where he put on his favourite movie, Dante's Peak, while I sat on the floor playing with his cat. After the movie he nervously invited me to the bedroom. While removing my shirt he suddenly blurted out, "I haven't had a girlfriend since junior high!!" and then came in his pants. He then put me in a cab, handed me $400 and sent me on my way. So, not exactly wild. But memorable.